Random PieceThere was a loud bang on the door. My seven year old jumped a foot off the ground. We all exchanged frightened glances. Who would bang on someone’s door like that thirty minutes before midnight? Then came the deep and rather hoarse voice of an unfamiliar stranger. “OPEN UP!” We all stared at each other, bewildered. My youngest daughter started crying. Then the voice shouted again. “WE KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE.” I walked to the door. Not having enough guts to open it, I peeked through the glass. There were a couple of men in black and they were wearing masks.Random Piece
Sofa's PoemTo Crazy Sofa…Sofa's Poem
Hiding in the bathroom is what you like to do You can be so frustrating sometimes I just don’t know what to do You make me want to pull my hair out and bang my head on things And your snotty little attitude makes me want to scream But funny you can be, and caring to boot But you can be so sneaky you evil little snoop I don’t bother tricking you your Gemini mind to quick And meeting someone who is as smart as me has made me really sick Your intelligence has shocked me, how can you be so smart?
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"Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered"-Aristotle
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right, I hope you had the time of your life.
:wtf?:
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Please don't try to figure yourself out, it backfires.
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Please don't try to figure yourself out, it backfires.
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I'm not annoyed...
I just hope you choke and die
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Good bye
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Please don't try to figure yourself out, it backfires.
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON\'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.
TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL
NO CHEATING !!!!
THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.
4th. SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.
2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2 ,
WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT..
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?
3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7 ,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT
4. WRITE ANYONES NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6 .
DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID
5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
6. Finally,
MAKE A WISH
ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME
1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
SPACE 2
2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7
4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
SPACE 4
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR
LUCKY STAR
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3
8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10 TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND
10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE
11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
LUCKY NUMBER
SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF
10 PEOPLE
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE
STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK
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I Reject Your Reality and Subsitute My Own
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Save a trees dignity. Burn Twilight.
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I'm going for world domination...
One twi-tard/tweeny booper at a time
~MLI
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"We're so special, if you look in the dictionary under 'Short Bus' you'll find a picture of us." - Aphrodite; Untamed: House of night series.
"Go fuck some herpes!" - me
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Cats are like potato chips, you really can't have only one, and if you do you're obviously really weird, OR you don't like potato chips....
....and if you don't like potato chips.....
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